Rejected Ipod engravings – who knew?

Here’s a great list I stumbled upon on the internet recently. It’s a compilation of rejected Ipod engravings. Yes, even your most personal expressions on the back of your music player are censored by “The Man”. Enjoy.

10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside
Not to be used as a suppository.
When my battery dies, so will you.
Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain.
iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible
Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters
Cocaine and razor blade not included
Lick My Shiny Metal Ass
karma is a bitch
Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn’t In.
I play with myself.
Steal this? Will self destruct when used.
Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time
I cost more per ounce than cocaine.
This iPod will self destruct in 1 year.

Below are some barely legal inscriptions made it on to Ipods but were just as funny and or clever.

Your mamma uses a walkman.
One time at band camp.
49 20 66 75 63 6b 69 6e 67 72 75 6c 65 (translation: I ***** rule in HEX)
I don’t need good taste, I’ve got selection.
Kiss me, I’ve got Irish music.
To all the Chinese children who made my iPod, Thanks!
George Bush Hates Black People ~Kayne West
I Don’t Do Windows ~Anonymous
Trapped in iPod factory. Please send help
Me vs. RIAA: Exhibit A
My other iPod is a Millenium Falcon
teal At Your Own Risk. Bomb Installed
Mic0s0f7 5ux a$$
I may be small and white but at least I’ve got a big disk!
Scratch your balls, not my metal.
Who said Apple sucks?
Save water, drink beer and shower together
Now you have two little white pocket rockets.
People will pay more to be entertained than educated.
WARNING: Contains Yanni Box Set
10,000 reasons to ignore my wife
If only women’s buttons were this easy to push.
This iPod makes up for my small hard disk.
Once you go small and white…
98% Liberace-free
Harmful If Swallowed
Dear [insert name], Thanks for the iPod idea. ~Steve Jobs
I’m so trendy look at my white headphones!
Size Does Matter
Musically Disturbed
Weapons of Mass Distraction Inside
Caution: Do not insert product into anus
Contents Under Pressure from RIAA
My other handheld is a PocketPC
CDs are for amish people!
Quarter free jukebox
Why drink and drive, When you can smoke and fly.
I last 8 hrs. You last 2 minutes. Who’s the man?
My iPod can beat up your honor roll student
Say hello to my little friend



  1. OMG. Its hilarious. where did you find this list?

  2. These were hilarious! Thanks for the second half of them! Can’t believe you’ve only got one comment so far.

  3. these were cool, I’ll think i’ll get some of that engraved in mine

  4. Ha! I love the caution – don’t insert into anus one. Hilarious.

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  6. on mine:
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  7. Nice!

  8. How about “Couldnt Wait For The iphone”

  9. or “monkeys stole my earphones”

    Justa bit to random for me

  10. wow i wish i knew this when I got mine.
    if i was a girl id totally try for “vagina monologue”

  11. Hahaha! :-D These are funny. My Shuffle says “iPoddy Hardy!” and my Touch says “Let There Be Beats On Earth.”

  12. i got on my ipod touch “demo model – do not remove from store”

  13. OMG!! these r hilarious!! i wanna put -demo model – do not remove from store- on mine!!! this is soo sweet! thanks for the giggle

  14. It matters little. Within 30 mins of having my ipod, half of the engraving was scratched off! I got a sock after, never realised they scratched THAT quickly, but kinda pointless lol

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  17. buy this ipod
    make steve rich

    unicorns not included

    insert coins here

    i mustache you a question

    im racist to oranges

    oranges are fruits to

    im not an orange in disguise
    of coursennot…….


    da fuq

    just for the lol’s

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