09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 dies tragically after Idol disappointment!!

At 1:00am tonight the body of 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 was found in his Silicon Valley home. Earlier this evening, 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 was voted off of the hit Fix network show, Yodel Idol and in a tragic turn of events, was allegedly later electrocuted at his home by a short circuited trackball while trying to book a cheap vacation for his family to Orlando to go see the M-O-U-S-E. Ironically, the trip was supposed to lift spirits after the disappointing showing at the Yodel Idol polls.Reports suggest that the hex had hidden his suffering with bouts of Tourette’s Disorder from family, friends and fans. Orlando-Florida.net understands that the violence of his Tourette’s twitches had rendered his home a veritable danger zone as the contents of his home lay in dissaray. 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 is survived by his wife ___ and daughter Digh, now doomed a sad future of corporate prostitution and pain.

Funeral arrangements for 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 will be announced as they are made available.

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5 Comments

  1. 50:6c:61:79:73:74:61:74:69:6f:6e:33:53:75:78

  2. So sad. So very sad. We never met, but 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 felt like a sibling to me.

    “09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0 IS DEAD; LONG LIVE 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0!!”

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